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[heatmetal]

Do you think Steve knows that me and the vampire on our couch are different beings?
Because I'm getting more and more concerned that he doesn't get that we are not the same entity and he's looking at two nipple Eddie and thinking about trading up.

1/2

[camarod]

two nipple eddie

2/2

[camarod]

that's his name now.

eddie my guy you gotta be the only dude alive worried about himself making the moves on his own boyfriend.

in total honesty though: he is pretty dense. he's not gonna realise he's making you feel shitty about it unless you tell him.

[heatmetal]

Sucks, man.
And fuck, I dunno.
TNE could disappear at any minute, reappear right back in Hawkins.
If he's getting comfort from Steve then I don't want to fuck with that.

[camarod]

and what about you dude?

[heatmetal]

I'm a big boy.

[camarod]

sure you are
but that doesn't really fly when i've got your anxiety on stereo

[heatmetal]

And I get a blast of horny anytime you look at him.

[camarod]

bullshit

[heatmetal]

[ ... time for an experiment. ]

You know I got a taste of those fangs too.

[camarod]

[you son of a bitch]

how was the trip

[heatmetal]

Fang-fucking-tastic.
Didn't realize I had a biting kink.

[camarod]

again: bullshit.

i got some of it. gotta be venom or something in those fangs.

[heatmetal]

Some kind of neurotoxin. Makes you complacent and easier to eat.

[camarod]

[fine he was into it, he feels guilty about it and about. the basketball thing.]

eddie did you try to fuck yourself

[heatmetal]

No but I did fuck Steve Wolfman Steve

[camarod]

oh i am fucking AWARE eddie

[heatmetal]

that's what you get for spying. naughty boy.

[camarod]

first of all: fuck you
second of all: fuck you

[heatmetal]

It'd solve a lot of problems if we're all just fucking me.

[camarod]

you want a little orgy with your 2 nippled self?

[heatmetal]

What's the thing the kids today are saying?
YOLO

[camarod]

seduced by vampire self
sounds like a porno

[heatmetal]

Better eat him out before jealousy eats me alive.

[camarod]

[that spike of horny is an outlier and means nothing -]

just have a threesome jesus christ