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[camarod]

- Oh, yeah. Got through 'em real fast, too.

[heatmetal]

Aaaaaaaaaand? What'd you think?

[camarod]

We're doing this over taco's?

[god. ] Fine, I liked them. Boromir's death was bullshit, but otherwise yeah.

[heatmetal]

[ look at the way his face lights up. ]

Who was your favorite character?

[camarod]

[oh. oh. oh, he is so fucking fond of this idiot. ]

Dude, it's Gimli.

[heatmetal]

Reeeeally. I had you pegged for an Aragorn guy.

[ because most people are. Like... Look at him. ]

[camarod]

I don't want to fuck Gimli, but he's objectively the best.

[heatmetal]

Oh, I wanna fuck Gimli. He'd probably be real tender.

[ licking taco juice off his hand. ]

But the best? I dunno.

[camarod]

[oh, there is no way in christ that eddie licking taco juice does it for him. why. fuck his life. ]

- Huh? Oh - dude. That loyalty shit? Unparalleled.

[heatmetal]

Unparalleled? Samwise Gamgee begs to differ.

[camarod]

Oh, big words about the guy who couldn't lock it down with Frodo.

[heatmetal]

My point exactly! The man goes to hell and back for a guy he's not even fucking!