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[heatmetal]

He likes being humilated?

[camarod]

Maybe more the being the weakest.

[heatmetal]

Huuuuuh...

[ sucking on the straw thoughtfully, humming. ]

Yeah. Should've come to me. I'd have fucked the stupid out of him and let him know just how weak he is.

[camarod]

Christ.

[he's laughing, but there's that twinge again. something intrigued; interested. he's shoving a taco into his mouth. ]

[heatmetal]

[ ... it's weird.

he knows billy's into steve. who isn't? so he's used to this when steve comes up. but the last few things here have been all eddie.

maybe he's picturing the vampire? hmmm. ]

Anyway. Did you finish the books?

[camarod]

- Oh, yeah. Got through 'em real fast, too.

[heatmetal]

Aaaaaaaaaand? What'd you think?

[camarod]

We're doing this over taco's?

[god. ] Fine, I liked them. Boromir's death was bullshit, but otherwise yeah.

[heatmetal]

[ look at the way his face lights up. ]

Who was your favorite character?

[camarod]

[oh. oh. oh, he is so fucking fond of this idiot. ]

Dude, it's Gimli.

[heatmetal]

Reeeeally. I had you pegged for an Aragorn guy.

[ because most people are. Like... Look at him. ]

[camarod]

I don't want to fuck Gimli, but he's objectively the best.

[heatmetal]

Oh, I wanna fuck Gimli. He'd probably be real tender.

[ licking taco juice off his hand. ]

But the best? I dunno.

[camarod]

[oh, there is no way in christ that eddie licking taco juice does it for him. why. fuck his life. ]

- Huh? Oh - dude. That loyalty shit? Unparalleled.

[heatmetal]

Unparalleled? Samwise Gamgee begs to differ.

[camarod]

Oh, big words about the guy who couldn't lock it down with Frodo.

[heatmetal]

My point exactly! The man goes to hell and back for a guy he's not even fucking!