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[camarod]

seduced by vampire self
sounds like a porno

[heatmetal]

Better eat him out before jealousy eats me alive.

[camarod]

[that spike of horny is an outlier and means nothing -]

just have a threesome jesus christ

[heatmetal]

[ uh huh. ]

Are you filming?

[camarod]

[LIKE A SOLID FIVE MINUTES LATER: ]

not till later you asshole

[heatmetal]

I'm hungry let's get lunch.

[camarod]

you're paying

[heatmetal]

Fine, but I pick the place.

[camarod]

fine whatever dick

[heatmetal]

You love me.

[camarod]

un fucking fortunately

[heatmetal]

Growing on you like a fungus.

[camarod]

you're disgusting
do i have to pick you up or what

[heatmetal]

Yeah he did a number on my ass dude

[camarod]

my fucking god
i'll be 40 mins

[heatmetal]

You're a lifesaver.

[camarod]

[he's closer to an hour, because he has a mini spiral about, well, everything.

he's there though, parking outside with the bike because he's also an asshole, honking twice. :)]

[heatmetal]

[ WHY.

Eddie's face is hung between D8 and 8D, unable to decide whether he's elated at the sight of the bike or pissed that his sore backside is about to have yet another bumpy ride. ]

Just for that, I'm not buying you dessert.

[camarod]

[REVENGE.]

Don't be a baby. Get on.

[heatmetal]

[ uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

okay. okay. he's climbing on. the groans are maybe maybe not an exaggeration, werewolf dick is huge ]

[camarod]

If it isn't the consequences of your own actions, shithead.

[he's cackling. just bestie Things, etc etc.

if Eddie were hoping Billy were a safer driver on the bike ... he would be wrong. it's even faster, somehow, more careless now that he can zoom between cars. by the time they get to wherever Eddie's led them, he's probably committed at least 10 driving violations. ]

[heatmetal]

[ IT IS THE BEST THING BUT ALSO THE WORST THING EVERYTHING IS HURTY BUT ALSO LOOK AT HOW FAST THEY'RE GOING. eddie WHOOPS and cackles between groans every time they nail a pothole ]

[camarod]

[it's what he deserves. if Billy thinks it's nice to have Eddie holding onto him, well, no he doesn't. it's short lived anyway, though he could listen to the whoops and cackles for a while longer. maybe later they can do a longer drive; go through some old country roads. ]

- God I'm fucking starving.

[heatmetal]

Same.

[ it's a cheap taco joint. huge portions. no judgement if you eat fifty-two in one sitting. ]

[camarod]

[bless u eddie. ]

You're walking real better than I was expecting.