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[heatmetal]

That dude [ he munches a taco, swallowing it down before he speaks ] is gonna come out in his fifties, swear to God.

[camarod]

Eddie. [okay he may have lied. about dudes in Hawkins. a little. ]

[heatmetal]

[ !!!!!!

banging both hands down onto the table. probably startling the poor waitress. ]

No.

[camarod]

[SNORTING. ]

Shut up. Two times. We were wasted.

[heatmetal]

I fucking knew it.

[ he looks so goddamn gleeful. ]

[camarod]

You know he's obsessed with Steve, right?

[dude. ]

[heatmetal]

Obviously. You didn't grow up with them.

[camarod]

I'm surprised he wasn't obsessed with you. He's so fucking into being led around like a dog, dude.

[heatmetal]

Oh. He's scared shitless of me, man. He called me a queer in middle school I beat the shit out of him for it.

[ he takes another swig of soda, smiling gratefully at the refill. ]

Bruised his ego more than anything else.

[camarod]

No, see, that is exactly what I'm talking about.

[he is pointing his taco, like, listen. ] He's into, I'm telling you.

[heatmetal]

He likes being humilated?

[camarod]

Maybe more the being the weakest.

[heatmetal]

Huuuuuh...

[ sucking on the straw thoughtfully, humming. ]

Yeah. Should've come to me. I'd have fucked the stupid out of him and let him know just how weak he is.

[camarod]

Christ.

[he's laughing, but there's that twinge again. something intrigued; interested. he's shoving a taco into his mouth. ]

[heatmetal]

[ ... it's weird.

he knows billy's into steve. who isn't? so he's used to this when steve comes up. but the last few things here have been all eddie.

maybe he's picturing the vampire? hmmm. ]

Anyway. Did you finish the books?

[camarod]

- Oh, yeah. Got through 'em real fast, too.

[heatmetal]

Aaaaaaaaaand? What'd you think?

[camarod]

We're doing this over taco's?

[god. ] Fine, I liked them. Boromir's death was bullshit, but otherwise yeah.

[heatmetal]

[ look at the way his face lights up. ]

Who was your favorite character?

[camarod]

[oh. oh. oh, he is so fucking fond of this idiot. ]

Dude, it's Gimli.

[heatmetal]

Reeeeally. I had you pegged for an Aragorn guy.

[ because most people are. Like... Look at him. ]

[camarod]

I don't want to fuck Gimli, but he's objectively the best.

[heatmetal]

Oh, I wanna fuck Gimli. He'd probably be real tender.

[ licking taco juice off his hand. ]

But the best? I dunno.

[camarod]

[oh, there is no way in christ that eddie licking taco juice does it for him. why. fuck his life. ]

- Huh? Oh - dude. That loyalty shit? Unparalleled.

[heatmetal]

Unparalleled? Samwise Gamgee begs to differ.