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i feel dirty. the future can blow me actually.

[ hold on. hold the phone. wait just a second. ]

They made a CHRISTIAN VERSION OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS?!

that’s beautiful man. ozzy osborne is old as shit dude

No. No it isn't. I might need to burn down the Vatican.

[ that's Catholicism but whatever this has gotten way off track. ]

Metallica all aged like fine wine.

is the pope a playable character or what. obviously they did. google the stones. nightmare fuel.

No. No. They just don't get to make their own VERSION when they spent all this time CLAIMING that it was evil incarnate.

They're like a bunch of ghouls dressed in neon.

google says dnd is cool now. i don’t believe it, especially if the bible thumpers are in on it. hahahaha. richards is for sure haunting me. he’s coming for my soul.

[ hold on hold on hoooooooold on. ]

You can make a living playing D&D. Like you play your campaign and people give you money just to watch you play.

[ what the fuck ]

Its Jagger for me.

you’ll need people first. not me. jagger looks like he drinks blood or some shit.

You'd love it if you tried it.

Undoubtably sacrifices virgins so he can continue haunting this earth.

you said that about acid in my senior munson. i did not love it. alice cooper looks hell swallowed him then spat him back on. fuck me i gotta work out more.

Pretty sure I gave you strict warnings that you definitely did not listen to.

Suddenly seeing the merit in your fitness obsession. But hey, Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford could still get it and that feels like one small win against the onslaught of time.

you’re exact words were ‘everyone does acid!’ and ‘trust me hargrove it’ll be the best trip of your life.’ i nearly missed the bb finals. come to think of it i should have kicked your ass after that. dude DUDE. look up cher. now.

And the warnings came when the tab was in your hand.
I'm an ethical dealer, Hargrove. I like my clients to come back mostly sane.
Though I will apologize, I was upselling. My baby was lonely in that shop window and I had to bring her home.

She can't even move her face.