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[camarod]

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[camarod]

you’re exact words were ‘everyone does acid!’ and ‘trust me hargrove it’ll be the best trip of your life.’
i nearly missed the bb finals.
come to think of it i should have kicked your ass after that.

dude
DUDE.
look up cher. now.

[heatmetal]

And the warnings came when the tab was in your hand.
I'm an ethical dealer, Hargrove. I like my clients to come back mostly sane.
Though I will apologize, I was upselling. My baby was lonely in that shop window and I had to bring her home.

She can't even move her face.

[camarod]

you’re such a fucker.

doubly so because cher is fucking H O T.

[heatmetal]

To someone who loves MILFs.

[camarod]

to someone with taste.

[heatmetal]

She's a classical beauty.

[ who else can he think of off the top of his head. ]

What the hell.
Madonna found the fucking fountain of youth.

[camarod]

she looks like a plastic doll what the hell.

blondie. be still my beating heart.

[heatmetal]

Look at that. She's touring.

[camarod]

wanna go see blondie in seattle. there's gotta be at least a hundred milfs going.

[heatmetal]

I do not get the MILF thing and that is not an invitation to explain it.
But why the hell not. Never been to Washington before.

[camarod]

good because i wasn't gonna.
me either. i'll probably hate it.

[heatmetal]

Oh, it will definitely blow.
But we can make a lot of pitstops along the way.

[camarod]

we are not stopping to see the worlds biggest rubber band ball, let me say that right now.

[heatmetal]

Good. The temptation to screw with it would be too much for my little heart to take.

[camarod]

you wanna just cut a bunch and watch it blow right.

[heatmetal]

It would be SO satisfying.

[camarod]

careful munson, you don't wanna get me into getting fucked up and causing nationwide property damage.

[heatmetal]

Let's just agree all the mainstream boring attractions should be off the table as to avoid any liability in their inevitable destruction.

[camarod]

sure, sure. i'll be on my best behavior.

[heatmetal]

Agreed. For the entire duration of this roadtrip, you and I are morally upstanding citizens who have never done anything wrong in our lives.

[camarod]

that's so fucking boring munson.

[heatmetal]

Fine, fine.
We can break one law in every state. But it has to be an archaic one. No murder, grand theft auto, or arson.

[camarod]

the hell is left??

[heatmetal]

Soooooo much.
Did you know it's illegal to herd sheep through the streets of Utah?

[camarod]

hell no am i pissing off some mormons.