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[camarod]

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bhargrove#1969

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[heatmetal]

Oh, it will definitely blow.
But we can make a lot of pitstops along the way.

[camarod]

we are not stopping to see the worlds biggest rubber band ball, let me say that right now.

[heatmetal]

Good. The temptation to screw with it would be too much for my little heart to take.

[camarod]

you wanna just cut a bunch and watch it blow right.

[heatmetal]

It would be SO satisfying.

[camarod]

careful munson, you don't wanna get me into getting fucked up and causing nationwide property damage.

[heatmetal]

Let's just agree all the mainstream boring attractions should be off the table as to avoid any liability in their inevitable destruction.

[camarod]

sure, sure. i'll be on my best behavior.

[heatmetal]

Agreed. For the entire duration of this roadtrip, you and I are morally upstanding citizens who have never done anything wrong in our lives.

[camarod]

that's so fucking boring munson.

[heatmetal]

Fine, fine.
We can break one law in every state. But it has to be an archaic one. No murder, grand theft auto, or arson.

[camarod]

the hell is left??

[heatmetal]

Soooooo much.
Did you know it's illegal to herd sheep through the streets of Utah?

[camarod]

hell no am i pissing off some mormons.

[heatmetal]

Where's your rebel spirit?

[camarod]

oh? YOU want to piss off some mormons??

[heatmetal]

It's like you don't know me at all.

[camarod]

i shouldn’t be surprised, and yet.
death by mormon it is for the metal head.

[heatmetal]

Now that is a worthy death.

[camarod]

it’s a stupid death. go out better this time round.

[heatmetal]

We can't all be stabbed by tentacle monsters, Hargrove. Some of us have to settle for monster bats and repressed midwesterners.

[camarod]

some might say i’m a repressed westerner. i’ll give you a good send off.

[heatmetal]

Pass. Besides, I'd scratch up that pretty face on my way out and that's a sin that'd keep me out of heaven.

[camarod]

awh, you think i’m pretty munson? that’s so sweet.
anyway stay away from my face it’s the only thing left not fucked up.

[heatmetal]

I'll only go for the face if it's life or death.
But if we're not committing crime then we should make a list of decent things to check out.
Disneyland feels like a no brainer.