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[camarod]

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[camarod]

i guess i like you too. no one i'd rather be living vicariously through etc.

teach him how to take a barb man, he acts like i'm pissing on his lawn the second i even think of a tease.

[heatmetal]

That's sweet. Don't worry, man, I'll help you bag Blondie in Seattle.

Man hasn't figured out you don't mean any harm.

[camarod]

that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.

the fuck do i have to do, show up in a playboy bunny costume with a sign that says i come in peace?

[heatmetal]

[ jesus christ how is this his life, playing mediator between two meatheads. ]

Hargrove, all kidding aside here, Steve Harrington is probably the densest person I have ever met in my life.

[heatmetal]

You're like a sledgehammer beating on this rock hard head of his, but this job requires a chisel.
What I'm saying is your raw sensuality confuses the shit out of him. He's going to think you're making fun of him until he gets that you're not.

[camarod]

raw sensuality huh.

i know he's dense. first hand experience.

this is me being nice munson.

[heatmetal]

It's your tone, dude.

[ ALWAYS THE TONE ]

I can tell when someone's making fun. He's still learning to be touchable like the rest of us mortals.

[camarod]

i do not have a fucking tone you asshat.

fine. i'll be the dryest fucker on the planet. not a joke to be heard. not a single wayward flirtation.

[heatmetal]

It walks that line right between seductive and mocking.

Have we never heard of something called moderation?

[camarod]

they're the same thing in this game.

anyway that sounds like pussy shit.

[heatmetal]

We are not in the 1980s anymore, my friend. You're free to be as sincere and queer as you feel fit.

The hard shit always is.

[camarod]

don't.
not that word. not yet. too much shit behind it.

[heatmetal]

Consider it excised from our conversational vocabulary.

[camarod]

thanks.
dads. who'd have em.

[heatmetal]

[ eddie snorts. ]

Right?
Weirdly, life gets a lot better when they're behind bars.

[camarod]

wish mine was six feet under but i don't think gods really taking requests.

[heatmetal]

Not in our little slice of suburban hell.

[ rubbing his jaw, considering that. ]

For what it's worth, if we manage to get the hell out of here, you're always welcome at Casa de Munson.

[camarod]

harrington mostly filled me in. he skipped town.

but max is there, right? i'd be around. teenage girl shit is the worst, you'd be doing me a solid.

[heatmetal]

[ maybe. ]

Your sister runs with my little flock. We'll need to barricade the door to keep them all out.

[camarod]

harrington has a whole ass mansion just send them there. free pool day.

we're talking. i guess. we're good.

[heatmetal]

Hm, good point. Only problem is if they get too comfy, we won't be able to roll up and raid Harrington's cupboards.

Good. Glad to hear it.

[camarod]

it's big enough man, they'll be looking for us for day.

it's water under the bridge.

[heatmetal]

Proud. So proud.
Not that I don't love taking charge but all this will go a lot smoother if discipline requirements are at a minimum.

[camarod]

shut up munson we don't need discipline jesus

[heatmetal]

Speak for yourself.