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[camarod]

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bhargrove#1969

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[heatmetal]

He'd wear a hairnet.
I'll swing by on Saturday with the book and my baby. We can have a jam session.

[camarod]

i'll see what i can do about the drums.

[heatmetal]

Helllll yes.

[camarod]

if we're all done making sure billy's being a good boy now and sharing our feelings
can i please finish watching porn now

[heatmetal]

Yeah, you've been a good boy.
Go ahead and finish.

[camarod]

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k thanks

[PHEW WHAT -]

[camarod]

[ fuck his whole entire life ]

please tell your boyfriend you do not want to kiss me i am begging you both to please let me jack off in peace is nothing fucking sacred anymore

[heatmetal]

[ So this isn't being answered for a hot minute. Eddie's grabbing a shower, enjoying a good shower singing session, waiting for his delivery hoity toity rich people food to show up at his door. He nearly trips over an errant shirt when he checks his phone to see that.

THIS WAS A SIMPLE TASK

HOW DID HIS PARTY FUCK UP THIS BADLY]

I was gone for FIFTEEN MINUTES.

[camarod]

PUT A LEASH ON HIM

[heatmetal]

Jesus CHRIST
Is this hell? Is this my penance?
Leading two emotionally stunted grown ass men to SIMPLE conclusions time and time again?
This is Sisyphus and the fucking rock except the ROCK IS BOTH YOUR THICK SKULLS.

[camarod]

i didn't fucking do anything!

[heatmetal]

I am not high enough for this.

1/2

[camarod]

ALL I SAID

[camarod]

all i said was i promise not to kiss you unless preapproved by him
good fucking luck my guy because all he has is hair there is not a brain in that skull

[heatmetal]

[ there's just

spluttering. the both of them. the fuck. the fuck!!! the fuck. why would you word it like that??? in what fucking universe does billy hargrove want to actually seriously kiss him??? ]

Yeah. That confirms it. This is Hell.

[camarod]

IT WAS A JOKE.

[heatmetal]

OBVIOUSLY, HARGROVE.

[camarod]

do not fucking make me come all the way over there jesus fucking CHRIST.

[heatmetal]

It's fine. It's FINE.

[camarod]

you two are ruining porn for me

[heatmetal]

Oh no, no no, you're not putting this on me.

[camarod]

what's his is yours you little shit

[heatmetal]

Not after I kill him.

[camarod]

get in fucking line!

[heatmetal]

[ oh he is not cracking this nightmare open. he's gonna go yell at steve?? he guesses??? yeah that sounds like the worst idea and that's what he's gonna do ]