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[camarod]

psycho man

bhargrove#1969

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[heatmetal]

Point. Killing it is.
Dude has a 0 in tact but 30 in charisma.
Congrats on the newfound wealth by the way. First thing that popped up on my brand new phone screen.

[camarod]

would love to see you try.

that’s not your man, that’s a golden retriever.

hahahaha thanks. i just put a deposit down on my new baby.

[heatmetal]

I am a wanted murderer, B.
Same thing.
You go with the pretty girl in red?

[camarod]

you’re 90 pounds of false accusations, eds.
yeah, i did. dude the fact that they just come with radios and shit now???

[heatmetal]

I got a rap sheet a mile long. Also 90? Hurt.
No??

[camarod]

i can bench press you.

yes? dude, come see this car with me. i’ll let you on the bike.

[heatmetal]

You're physique lets you bench press a lot of things.

You had me at car.

[camarod]

exactly.

i’m picking her up thursday, you in?

[heatmetal]

And you will stop at nothing to see me get sick gains.

Hell yes.

[camarod]

you owe me a book.

[heatmetal]

I knew I forgot something.
One hefty high fantasy adventure coming right up.

[camarod]

deals a deal.
so you 2 fixed your shit out?

[heatmetal]

If he asks, as far as you know we fought all night.
But yeah man. We talked it out.
He slept in my bed and then asked you about my kinks when he woke up.

[camarod]

well if that ain’t old fashioned romance amigo.

[heatmetal]

Feel like I fell out of a snuff film into a romcom.
But I owe you one, man.
More than one.

[camarod]

yeah, yeah. i’m collecting favors to cash in later.

[heatmetal]

Nefarious.
Be warned my crime scene cleanup skills are rusty.

[camarod]

eddie munson, i am an angel.

[heatmetal]

Can't be. Angels don't have dicks, Hargrove.

[camarod]

that a biblical fact?

[heatmetal]

Biblical angels are metal as fuck, dude.

[camarod]

they can have 600 eyes but no dick? little sus to me

[heatmetal]

That's how Lucifer won so many over.
Dicks and vags for everyone willing to rebel.

[camarod]

my old man always said i had bit of him in me.

[heatmetal]

The good ones do.
You got the look. Could do a whole themed photoshoot as the prince of darkness himself. People would fall on their knees to worship you.