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[camarod]

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bhargrove#1969

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[camarod]

you’re 90 pounds of false accusations, eds.
yeah, i did. dude the fact that they just come with radios and shit now???

[heatmetal]

I got a rap sheet a mile long. Also 90? Hurt.
No??

[camarod]

i can bench press you.

yes? dude, come see this car with me. i’ll let you on the bike.

[heatmetal]

You're physique lets you bench press a lot of things.

You had me at car.

[camarod]

exactly.

i’m picking her up thursday, you in?

[heatmetal]

And you will stop at nothing to see me get sick gains.

Hell yes.

[camarod]

you owe me a book.

[heatmetal]

I knew I forgot something.
One hefty high fantasy adventure coming right up.

[camarod]

deals a deal.
so you 2 fixed your shit out?

[heatmetal]

If he asks, as far as you know we fought all night.
But yeah man. We talked it out.
He slept in my bed and then asked you about my kinks when he woke up.

[camarod]

well if that ain’t old fashioned romance amigo.

[heatmetal]

Feel like I fell out of a snuff film into a romcom.
But I owe you one, man.
More than one.

[camarod]

yeah, yeah. i’m collecting favors to cash in later.

[heatmetal]

Nefarious.
Be warned my crime scene cleanup skills are rusty.

[camarod]

eddie munson, i am an angel.

[heatmetal]

Can't be. Angels don't have dicks, Hargrove.

[camarod]

that a biblical fact?

[heatmetal]

Biblical angels are metal as fuck, dude.

[camarod]

they can have 600 eyes but no dick? little sus to me

[heatmetal]

That's how Lucifer won so many over.
Dicks and vags for everyone willing to rebel.

[camarod]

my old man always said i had bit of him in me.

[heatmetal]

The good ones do.
You got the look. Could do a whole themed photoshoot as the prince of darkness himself. People would fall on their knees to worship you.

[camarod]

there a reason you’re buttering up my ego munson or do you really wanna see me in leather that bad

[heatmetal]

Caught me.
I really want to drive.

[camarod]

eddie there is no way in hell
i’d sooner buy you you’re own goddamn car