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[camarod]

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[retromix]

Brag to your BFF yourself, Mister Moneybags.

[camarod]

I do that daily. Talk to him about the house - I promised him I wouldn't you buy a place somewhere shady.

[retromix]

You guys discussed getting somewhere safe? That was a real conversation you had? What do you mean let me? I know how to find a decent place.

[camarod]

Yeah, we can handle a fight, pretty boy. You, on the other hand ... Not so much.

[retromix]

Excuse me, I fought off a grown Russian soldier! With a telephone.

[camarod]

- You did what?

[retromix]

Yeah! You didn't know about that, did you? Or the drugs they put me on, or how we escaped, or how Russians were taking over Starcourt underneath a giant elevator that went down like a mile into the earth.

[camarod]

Hold up - what?

[retromix]

And I did it all in my sailor suit. Traumatised but focused.

[camarod]

I’m gonna need you to start at the beginning.

[retromix]

The Russians built the Starcourt mall and were broadcasting this janky message that Henderson picked up and Robin cracked because she's like, a whizz at languages, and then we got that Erica kid to crawl into the normally guarded elevator when the gun-toting guards weren't there. When we got in the whole thing dropped and we were in a super secret Russian base where they were blasting their way into the Upside-Down.

And I won a fight in there somewhere.

[camarod]

You know what I’m gonna say, right?

[retromix]

Nnnnnno?

[camarod]

You winning a fight against a commie is the least believable part of that -

[retromix]

I'll kick your ass right now.

[ ????? Uncertain. ]

[camarod]

This is how you treat the guy buying you a house?

[retromix]

... Oh, yeah. I'll kick your ass after you buy me a house.

[ :') ]

[camarod]

Keep threatening me with a good time and see what happens.

[retromix]

I get a good time?

[camarod]

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[retromix]

Scale of one to ten, how good?

[camarod]

Maybe a solid nine.

[retromix]

Oh, I only accept fifteens.

[camarod]

Damn Harrington, you got me working overtime already.

[retromix]

I'm just making sure you can keep up.