You two are the biggest morons I have ever met.

[he hums again, then tilts his head, eyeing Eddie, chews the inside of his mouth. ] We hung out earlier. [he lifts a brow. ] Good little boys, like I said.

[his foot is tapping. one of them, anyway.] I promised him not to snitch this time. But you're both real honest to god idiots and maybe I'd be jealous of the way you're into each other if you both didn't make me wanna gag.